Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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