So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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