found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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