Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You are a genius and a whore.
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