Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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