I'm pants shitting drunk right now
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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