week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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