I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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