i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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