i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
