the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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