Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
