Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize