also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
