So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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