doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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