Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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