epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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