you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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