Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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