Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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