Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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