Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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