Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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