OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
no, he came in my armpit
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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