Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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