do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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