No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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