You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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