I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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