you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
