I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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