I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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