how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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