4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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