I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm determined to sit on that face.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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