Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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