we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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