Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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