just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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