you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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