I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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