I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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