office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My vagina is officially offended.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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