this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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