i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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