Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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