That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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