I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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