So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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