No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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