I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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