Sponge bath it is.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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