I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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