We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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