oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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