Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i've created a new STD.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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