I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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