Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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